Currently Listening Under the Influence of Giants By Under the Influence of Giants see related

I thought it would be wise to make a few comments on religion, since that is what I want to do right now. A lot of discussion happens regarding why exactly God hates the world. (We must of course operate from the well-known and generally believed\ assumption that God does in fact hate the world). Why do cute puppies die? Why is genocide not carried out on North Dakotans? Why on earth did Chris Gaines ever make an album? Why do Heely's exist? All of these unanswerable questions point to God thoroughly hating all of us on the globe. I never could figure out why. Sure I thought it was likely that The esteemed Mr. Fred Phelps of godhatesfags.com had it right and I was fairly certain that it was mostly the Jews fault. Until tonight. Tonight I found the answer I was seeking. Never before have I been so repulsed and disgusted in my 20 some odd years as a Christian. Here it is fellow humans. Here is the reason:

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

Yes. That is happening. They are 61% complete. The projected completion date, a little known December 12, 2012. Seem fishy? I think not.

Now, in the words of Aristotle, "The more he looked inside, the more Piglet wasn't there." Nicomachean Ethics, 1928.

Cheers,

The Ignoble Edward